I'm PREGNANT!!!
Yahoo!
Despite the rumors of it being Nikki, its not. We had to hide our romps with each other so that his fans don't get upset or come after me with pitchforks and stones!! We're having TWINS! I'm about 4 months along and we have decided to name our children Buckley Thomas Carlise Patrick and Renesemee Claire Vanessa Morrison. We are elated and happy to share the news.. Rob called me this morning from Vancouver to say I could personally release the news! He also wanted me to tell you all that he is NOT doing Eclipse and Jude Law will be taking his place. He also said that Kristen got secretly hitched last night with Michael. Also I got a congrats call from Ashley and Jackson wrote a song about Rob and I's love children... BE jealous girls and moms!!
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.April Fools!!
HEHEe
If your pregnant with his baby then I'm Michelle Obama in disguise.
ReplyDeleteWell hi first lady!! did you have tea and crumpets with the PM?? lol girl fo course its April Fools.. I'd rather hear about me being preggers than the other crap out there lol.
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