What NOT to Do At A 100Monkeys Show.. EVER! REVISED!!!

(Disclaimer: Due to some recent fan events at 100Monkey shows, I had to revise this list.. These people give REAL fans a bad image and it is pathetic! There have been numerous post/tweets/ comments on various networking sites and thanks to the ignorance of a few, you, my darlings are receiving new commandments!The original post(created May 2009) is still available on the blog!)

EPIC FAIL!!!

You know its bad when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard hides his head in disappointment..

This post was born because of ALL the EPIC FAILS and 2nd hand embarrassments (UC and Moon :D)I have seen via You Tube, Twitter, Concerts and other blogs regarding Twilight conventions, 100Monkey shows and dammit EVERY BLOODY FAN ENCOUNTER!!

Enough is enough PEOPLE!
So I have compiled a list of What NOT to do at these events!
Heed the knowledge I present to you...

1. Do NOT jump on stage during the band's performance to do some crazy stunt you just 'happened' to come up with in the spur of the moment! You might think it is a great idea and might have been for some strange or good reason, but you have now just frightened Jackson, pissed off the Bens and incurred the wrath of all the fans in attendance and those watching your behind on YouTube!
2. Do not yell and scream at band members from the street below up to their second story window!(Yes you Chicago nut job!)
   
3. Do NOT run across the street acting like a deranged banshee when Jackson is spotted on the opposite side! Not only do you look like a raging lunatic, but this makes him retreat.. (same Chicago nutter)
   
4. No home made canvas bags with pics (I'm all for creativity..but this reminds me of the Pattinson Pants..again..DONT' DO IT!!)
5. No monkey hats (unless you are under 14)
6. No screaming out baby proposals.. (this goes for you too 6ft Amazon pit woman!)
7. NO SAYING HOW MUCH THE BAND SUCKS in PUBLIC(opinions entitled and dully noted..yes..but save it for your blog...)
8. If you are a band opening up for another band, save your comments for another day.. When noone associated with the guys can HEAR YOU!!!
   
9. No screaming out JASPER! (seriously.....)
10. No stuffed giant monkeys (yes you girl..This isn't Great America/DisneyLand/Magic Mountain..etc)
11. No going up to Marty and flirting with him just to get to the guys (I will CUT ya for that!)
12. If they reek of weed, Don't tell.. Jeepers. (You want someone telling your sordid details??)
13. If you are at the bar and they're there, do not push your humongous tatas in their face..
14. Do dress appropriately!(this means no bloody mini-dresses with flip flops!) You're going to a show, not a hoochie convention!!
    
15. No Twilight-inspired permanent works of body art...(no Bella tattoos, Rob signatures, etc.) And if you have it..WE don't wanna see it..
16. No being rude to regular people.. Karma is a BITCH and a dirty one to boot!
17. No screaming 'I love you Jackson!' or anything along those lines, in the middle of anyone singing!! I don't want to hear your vocals killing what's left of my hearing!! Not to mention, its RUDE!!
18. No flirting in hopes of scoring! (You know who you dirty skanks are...)
19. Be respectful to ALL in attendance. I know there is bad blood in the Monkey Faniverse, but seriously, Don't bring it to the shows! We all love the guys and we go see them, make spur of the moment trips, max out cards because we love them!! Not to go be evil towards eachother.
    
20. If you know you are on the plus side..Do not..I REPEAT do not wear anything that makes you resemble Shamu's cousin..sister..bro...(Watch What Not To Wear..srsly!!)
21. Do not wear the clothes you take out the trash, wash your car, sleep in, etc. at a show..
22. Do not look homeless.....
23. Do not jizz on yourself when in verbal distance or close proximity of the guys.. *shudders* They have bathrooms for that!
24. Do not yell "JACKSON!" in the middle of a street! It induces a fan riot (this means you TwilighterFAIL chick from that weekend on the East Coast...)
25. Do take advantage of free drinks *winks*
26. Do yell out and show the late Spencer Bell some love! ~~ http://www.spencerbellmemorial.com ~~
    
27. Do not come dressed like a hobo on free lunch day..SRSLY! LAMESPICE! I know your parents taught you better....
28. Do not wear your skanky's best outfit (see rule #13)
    
29. Don't force Ben J. to sing the Monkey Rap by yelling it out yourself until he sings it just to shut you up...
30. Do not diss the fans!
31. Do avoid all Twi-hards aka die hard Twilighters...(you will know them by their sparkly arms, dazed glossy eyes, and their Twilight merch...{to my Twi friends.. sorry lol})
32. Do not go to a show just cause its JASPER! grrr *rolls eyes*
33. Do let the guys know you are appreciative and they have a unique sound..Basically compliment them if ya like the sound..If not..shaddap! :D
34. Don't tell J he looks like your ex in order to score lol
35. Do remember if ya have big boobs to wash em and powder them up! No guy likes foul tits
36. Do wash your arse before said events (SRSLY! I don't like smelling foulness...Not in the age of soap and running water!! ICK!!)
37. Do not wear your TWILIGHT merch to a show..(again..we know you have spent all your loot on this but they can't sign it all!!!! And secondly, at a show.. GET REAL! )
38. Don't complain about guys sweating when they are stuck in a room with over 100 other people and there is not a ventilation system in sight...
39. Avoid all overgrown teenyboppers with hairy pits..(funkspice..ICK!)
40. Do buy the guys a round if your ballin' like that.. (if not make sure its open bar night :D)
41. Don't ask J about Rob, Kstew, Taylor, Ash or anyone from the movie..*rolls eyes* If you are there to see the band..SEE THE BAND! grrr...
42. Do realize that J and Jasper are two different people..one is real...one is FICTION!
43. No unauthorized mauling or groping...
44. Listen to the music before you go to the show.. That way, if it sucks, you don't have to waste money!
45. Be respectful! SRSLY!
46. Don't ask the same LAME question over and over and..you get my drift! How would you like it if someone asked you 1000 times, "so, did you read the book before you got the role as so and so?"
47. Don't ask any super duper personal questions..Cause you won't get actual replies!
    
48. You can ask about upcoming projects! Us actors/musicians LOVE that stuff :D
49. No bite me request! EVER!!
50. Do Not mention you read a fan fic written about them and you want to re-enact a scene*coughs* from it...
51. Do ask for items from the band that are easily replaced, like the 100monkeys glasses. (I personally got Jerad's glasses at the St. Louis show just by asking POLITELY! :)
    
52. Do NOT ask to pose with the actors like in the adverts for the film..*shudders* * facepalm to the dome!!*
53. Do not convince yourself or them that you are their one true love by stalking their every move..Stealing their plates, retrieving burned out cig butts, following them to the bathroom..Taking personal objects off their person....
    
54. (I cannot stress this enough!!) Do not FOLLOW the guys or girls into the bathroom and STEAL their articles of clothing, tissues, etc..
55. Do not leave ridiculous freaky post on their websites, fan pages, etc..You will get BLOCKED by the admins..(you know who you are..)
    
56. Remember, they are human too. The fart and pee just like everyone else..
    

If you follow my simple rules, and use a bit of common sense you can avoid being a 2nd hand embarrassment and a crazed nutter :D



UC & Moon...Lauren~~>rockSPICE!! :D and thanks to my MC girls.. :D

A Fond Farewell

Today in Twi-blogland, TwilightHeaded has posted their last blog.. Ever.. :(
I will miss the League!
They were one of my first affiliates via the Twi-world and they are great ladies all around!
Not to mention, one of them is one of my friends!

Good Luck ladies in all your other endeavors!

Read their last post
HERE

NEW MOON TRAILER LEAKED..

Well, someone saw Sorority Row and filmed the second New Moon trailer. And because they are such huge fans, they posted it on YouTube for all the world to see! *does happy dance*I must say, this looks like it is going to be much better than Twilight (THANK GOD!!). Heck, even some of the acting from the first cast looks improved. But wtf is with Alice looking like an old woman..wait, she is like old enough to be Bella's grandmother... CGI wolves ooooh! But, I really cannot wait to see Michael Sheen as Aro; not to mention those oh so smexy Wolf Pack..*thud*





Mad courtesy and props to Twilight Sisterhood for the tip :)

And if the copyright blowholes at Summit have removed the video...

That means you have to wait till Sunday at the MTV VMA's. Personally, I'm going to be watching the season finale of HBO's True Blood ..Go Team Eric!!!

The Week In Review

This is the week(or weeks) in review!

Last week, geekdom reached popular high lever as the 2009 Comic-Con was the place to be! Fans of Twilight saw more clips from this winter's New Moon. And I must say, it looks quite promising. I will say that I was not a fan of Chris Weitz after seeing The Golden Compass but, my opinion is slowly changing.

Also on tap was The Doctor Who panel *sighs*. This panel included David Tennant, Eros Flynn, Julie Gardner and Russel T. Davies. I have a lot of respect for Russel and the crew. They revised and continued the story about a 900 year olf time lord from Gallifrey and brought the show back in a huge way. I am also saddened because this is David's final series as The Doctor, and according to reviews of the snippet shown for The End Of Time, it's going to be one hell of a send off!!

Fans also got to see previews of upcoming films such as Jonas Hex and The Book of Eli. Personally speaking, I'm looking forward to seeing The Book of Eli. :)

I also saw the interview clips from the New Moon panel and of course, I am wondering why doesn't Summit get Kstew some interviewing lessons! When I was in college, they made us take interviewing lessons so that we would be prepared for job interviews. Back in Hollywood's hey days(before actors could negotiate their own contracts & were the property of the studios), they prepared their stars for interviews. And as usual, Kstew comes off as a snobbish, un-interested bitch!

Seriously!! We all know she's been filming The Runaways with Joan Jett looming over her with detailed intimidation over her shoulder but, that is no excuse to come off so uncouth during interviews! This isn't the first time I picked up on this and as we can see, it won't be the last.
I'm all for sarcasm and humor! Seriously, I am.. But if I am running press for a movie(regardless of the built-in fan base), I am still going to be excited and glad my behind is even a part of the franchise....

Speaking of franchise heart-break...

There has been a lot of upset this week as we learned that Rachelle Leferve has been replaced.

And who takes her place???

Former M. Night muse, Bryce Dallas Howard. BDH is the daughter of Opie Taylor/Richie Cunningham/Cocoon man/Award winning A-List director, Ron Howard. Personally, I think this is a foul move on the part of Summit.

From what I gather, Summit knew before-hand of Rachelle having a 10 week shoot in Europe for another movie. I cannot see how this would be a problem, especially since schedules were worked around for Cam Gigandet & Elizabeth Reaser. I think Eclipse director David Slade had some input on the departure. The sad thing is that this is very reminiscent of when they were going to recast Jacob Black... But the fans prevailed and Taylor is STILL Jacob Black. Personally, I couldn't see anyone else as him..(Sorry Michael :( ).

And this goes the same for the character Victoria. I could'nt see the character being portrayed by anyone else. When the original Albus Dumbledoor from Harry Potter passed away, they HAD to recast. But in this situation, it is about money and a name...

...A name to bring some sort of celebrity presence to Eclipse. Even if that name only fits the character's red hair....

As many fans know, Rachelle has been one of the most beloved cast members from the series. She is, from what I was told, is very gracious and kind to the Twilight fans. She knows that without the built-in fan base, they would'nt have made it past the first movie. Even her tweets on Twitter are nice!!

It is a major blow for the fans.. But, has Stephenie Meyer weighed in her opinion of the recast? We shall see..

Whose Your Caddy, Daddy?

So, I'm up late cause of my wicked insomnia and I ended up watching 'Whose Your Caddy?'. This movie stars Sherrie Sheppard(The View), Big Boi (Outkast, Idlewilde) and that weird guy from Ferris Bueller's Day Off(you know, the teacher who Jennifer Grey maced..). So, as I get past the part about the lawyer sent to the guy to bribe him so he won't join the all male/all Caucasian club and guess who I spy???

Twilight dead hunk(James)/DILF...Cam Gigandet!! lol

A bit skinner and playing golf! I saw the movie before and though ooh he's hot.. This was before Twilight of course. And so I just had to blog about this cause it's totally funny. The movie isn't really funny, but it has moments. I'd reccommend Good Luck Chuck and Knocked Up. That was actually not too bad. LOL

But anywhoo, if you have satellite or cable, check out The Movie Channel (Showtimes sister channel) On Demand and watch it.. Cam doesn't show up until about 25-30 minutes into the movie :)

Also, for my 100Monkey fans, I also saw Bratz..*rolls eyes* OMG that movie was CRAP! Seriously, I get the whole friends theme, but really.. This movie is for girls under 13 who have those big headed dolls! I'd rather watch HSM3 again....But as I was about to say, 100Monkeys member Jerad Anderson plays a jock in the film. I was cracking up laughing because he has this goofy look on his face as his character gets a C+ after being tutored by one of the Bratz girls. Hehe..

That's the insomnia round up..lol

MTV Movie Awards Recap and Review

Unless you were living under a rock, or in another country..The MTV Movie Awards were last night..And it was interesting...

Anyone and everyone knew Twilight was going to take it all.. Well almost..lol

Myself and others were Twittering during the live event and when the results were announced, lets just say, I was VERY vocal!

We also saw the first trailer for New Moon(i have it posted HERE), scenes from Transformers 2 and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

For one, I was disappointed that the Best Villain award was not presented live; which totally irked me! Yes, Heath Ledger got it posthumously, but still a public acknowledgment by the fans would've been nice!

Best Female Performance...EXCUSE ME! This is how I KNOW the Twilight fans voted their socks off! How the hell can you say Kstew was the best actress beating out Taraji P. Henson..HELLO!! She was much better as Benjamin Button's surrogate mother! An outrage!!!

Andy Sandberg (I LOVE HIM!!) was hilarious in the beginning and he did well with his hosting!

The WTF moment of the night, Sasha Baron-Cohen aka Bruno, landing arse first into Eminem's face! That was CLASSIC!! Staged or no, it was still the best WTF moment of the night.

Forest Whitaker singing D**k in a Box.. LMFAO!

Rob talking about something coming out of his pants..Um yeah.. the shirt!! lol

The kiss that all Robsten fans wanted to see, never occurred! It looked like Rob was so into kissing her publicly and Kstew just looked um..like she wanted to hurl! Arms crossed.. Also, did anyone notice how far apart Rob and Kstew were that night? The only time they were sitting together was for the Best Kiss award.. Adding more fuel to the fire of Robsten gossip.

Ben Stiller getting the Generation Award.. NICE!! I love Ben Stiller! The whole Oscar parody was funny. Kiefer breaking down was silly lol.

Oh lest we not forget Kstew's epic fail of major proportions! I loved it! Clumsy chick dropping stuff.. hahaha!

Oh and for those who were wondering... Jackson was NOT at the awards.

Now to the fashions...Errr...

Cam Gigandet- One Word.. HOT! If he didn't have a GF already..lol
Kstew *fashionFAIL* Her dress looked like she pulled it from a bottom of a shredder bin. And the sneakers? *shakes head*
Ashley Greene- NICE! Very classic and beautiful dress! She looked lovely! Her dress complimented her shape and the hair was classic. KUDOS!
Rob Pattinson--err... Seriously! Did he totally take his clothes straight from the suitcase? A steam iron works wonders dude... STYLIST FAIL!!
Taylor akak Taytay- Good job. Nothing more to say.
Peter Facinelli- YES! although, I would've loved the jacket to be a bit longer over the torso..But still looking very nice!
Kellan Lutz- You can take the boy out the midwest..But you can't take the midwest out the boy. I think he borrowed Jackson's hat. Still nice!
Miley Cyrus- I loved that dress! Bad color, but very nice! IM ON A BOAT YO! lol
Ashley Tisdale (from HSM3) looking adoreable! Darker hair, not so overprocessed.. and cute outfit..
Vanessa Hudgens--Um a bit over dressed.. but cute..
Zac Efron- Yeah.. Clean, classic and well cut..
Christian Serrantos- Gorgeous! The dress was a good cut for her tiny figure and the color was complementing.
Megan Fox- WTF was with the oil slick? Looked like she stole one of Dita Von Teese's dresses..

And yeah that's the fashion run-down! lol

So here is the complete list of winners:

Best Movie : Twilight
Best Breakthrough Female: Ashley Tisdale in High School Musical 3
Best Breakthrough Male: Rob Pattinson in Twilight
Best Male Performance: Zac Efron in High School Musical 3
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart
Best Comedic Performance: Jim Carrey in Yes Man
Best Song from a Movie: Miley Cyrus 'The Climb' from Hannah Monatana: The Movie
Best Villian: Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight
Best Kiss: Rob Pattinson and Kristin Stewart in Twilight
Best Fight: Rob Pattionson vs Cam Gigandet in Twilight
Best WTF Moment: Amy Poehler in Baby Mama
Generation Award : Ben Stiller

for videsos of acceptance speeches and highlights, visit mtv.com

How Not To Be Like Bella....

.......Or KStew...

Since my last list,What NOT To Do At A 100Monkeys Show.. made a huge splash (and ruffled a few feathers), I have decided to create another list. This time, with a little help from my friends :D

And before you ask...

Yes I have read the ENTIRE saga..Including the manuscript Midnight Sun. My fave book in the series is Eclipse. No I do not dislike the series, Stephenie Meyer, or the film. So don't get your Twilight undies in a bunch... If you cannot appreciate humor, then well that sucks for you..


Now..
On to the fun stuff!!

List 1: How Not to Be Like Isabella 'Bella' Swan

• Don't let your boyfriend boss you around and forbid you to hang with werewolves, even if he is a vampire
• Thou shall not befriend a person that can turn into your own parka
• Don't wear plaid.
• Don't go out and buy a old truck. (even if it is from your dad's friend..)
• Don't dye your hair like hers
• Don't date anyone who doesn't ask if you are alright after tripping, but instead yells at you to be more careful
• Don't be such a pushover for a guy.. Regardless if he's hot and rich!
• Don't be so bloody selfish and impose your will on others
• Do not go out of your way to anger the voice in your head lol
• Don't ignore your friends because your boyfriend broke up with you
• Don't ignore your friends when you get a boyfriend
• Don't walk in the woods alone when you know you are clumsy as shit and attract more accidents than an ambulance attracts lawyers.
• When someone says they've been watching you sleep & greasing your windows for easier access, that is code for STALKER! And you should call ADT immediately!!
• If a man is willing to buy you a car(a nice expensive one to boot) and you refuse, slap yourself!
• If a man is willing to pay your college tuition, no strings but that you enjoy your mortal life, don't turn it down..
• Don't get married right after high school..
• If a guy disables your vehicle for ANY reason, call the cops.. or a vampire executioner
• Don't claim to be mature when in actuality you are acting more childish than a toddler and their fave toy!
• Choose a man who makes you hot.. Not one who always gives you the cold shoulder..Literally!
• Don't fall in love with a guy who 'sparkles'
• don't fall in love with a man who uses your fluid or an animals to survive
• Don't go into the woods to confront a guy..Most women never make it out alive...
• If your BF calls you 'spidermonkey' chances are, he's gay....or close to it..
• If a guy looks at you like you are his next meal, don't fall in love with him or try to jump his bones on the spot..
• To escape a vampire, pepper spray is NOT the answer..
• Do not meet/confront someone in an empty ballet studio ALONE!!
• If the guy you are seeing hasn't had sex in over 80 years, he has blue balls..
• Do not act like a dumb ass and pretend your best friend has no interest in you.
• Don't jump off a cliff just so you can hear your dead, sparkly, blue-balled, gay ex-boyfriend in your head..
• Don't name your child something they will regret being called as a teen..
• Don't be the damsel in distress. Learn how to fight, shoot a gun.. Learn self-defense!
  

List 2: How Not To Be Like KStew..

• Smile at least once..A genuine smile.
• Try not to be fake or annoyed when meeting fans.
• Don't break up with boyfriend of years to go pie-bumping (or rumored pie-bumping) with your co-star
• Have an educational plan in case you get 'tired' of being an actress (cause you know, you can only play angst-ridden teens for two more years...)
• Learn how to use inflection and tone when speaking to convey emotion
• Stop BLINKING to convey emotion
• Take a couple of acting classes and learn how to 'tap' into said emotions..That is if there are any present...
• Don't look like you are always bored
• Don't diss your projects
• Don't diss the fans..And then try to cover your ass and lie about it..
• Don't get photographed smoking a mini bong...
• Do act and be grateful you have a job in this phucked-up economy...
• Learn interviewing techniques
• Try not to get caught in close proximity to said co-star at a certain friend's show...
• Don't get caught sneaking to and fro from said co-star's hotel at 3am...
• Never use the word LICKITY like ever....
• Do not act like your Shit don't stink!
• Don't make your boyfriend dress like your co-star...
• Don't let your BFF rat you and your co-workers EVERY appearance out to the gossip rags..

If you follow these rules, you could be like the next Natalie Portman ..Not the next Lindsey Lohan....

Thanks to all my Twitter pals for their ideas and comments YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS!! lol

What NOT To Do At a 100Monkeys Show...

Or ANY show for that matter!

EPIC FAIL!!

You know its bad when Capt. Jean-Luc Picard hides his head in disappointment..

This post was born because of ALL the EPIC FAILS and 2nd hand embarrassments (UC and Moon :D)I have seen via You Tube, Twitter and other blogs regarding Twilight conventions, 100Monkey shows and dammit EVERY BLOODY FAN ENCOUNTER!!

Enough is enough PEOPLE!
So I have compiled a list of What NOT to do at these events!
Heed the knowledge I present to you...

1. No home made canvas bags with pics (I'm all for creativity..but this reminds me of the Pattinson Pants..again..DONT' DO IT!!)
2. No monkey hats (unless you are under 14)
3. No screaming out baby proposals.. (this goes for you too 6ft Amazon pit woman!)
4. NO SAYING HOW MUCH THE BAND SUCKS in PUBLIC(opinions entitled and dully noted..yes..but save it for your blog...)
5. No screaming out JASPER! (seriously.....)
6. No stuffed giant monkeys (yes you girl..This isn't Great America/DisneyLand/Magic Mountain..etc)
7. No going up to Marty and flirting with him just to get to the guys (I will CUT ya for that!)
8. If they reek of weed, Don't tell.. Jeepers. (You want someone telling your sordid details??)
9. If you are at the bar and they're there, do not push your humongous tatas in their face..
10. Do dress appropriately!(this means no bloody mini-dresses with flip flops!)
11. No Twilight-inspired permanent works of body art...(no Bella tattoos, Rob signatures, etc.) And if you have it..WE don't wanna see it..
12. No being rude to regular people.. Karma is a BITCH and a dirty one to boot!
13. No screaming 'I love you Jackson!' or anything along those lines, in the middle of anyone singing!! I don't want to hear your vocals killing what's left of my hearing!! Not to mention, its RUDE!!
14. No flirting in hopes of scoring! (You know who you dirty skanks are...)
15. If you know you are on the plus side..Do not..I REPEAT do not wear anything that makes you resemble Shamu's cousin..sister..bro...(Watch What Not To Wear..srsly!!)
16. Do not wear the clothes you take out the trash, wash your car, sleep in, etc. at a show..
17. Do not look homeless.....
18. Do not jizz on yourself when in verbal distance or close proximity of the guys.. *shudders* They have bathrooms for that!
19. Do not yell "JACKSON!" in the middle of a street! It induces a fan riot (this means you TwilighterFAIL chick from the weekend...)
20. Do take advantage of free drinks *winks*
21. Do yell out and show the late Spencer Bell some love! ~~ http://www.spencerbellmemorial.com ~~
    
22. Do not come dressed like a hobo on free lunch day..SRSLY! LAMESPICE! I know your parents taught you better....
23. Do not wear your skany's best outfit
24. Don't force Ben J. to sing the Monkey Rap by yelling it out yourself until he sings it just to shut you up...
25. Do not diss the fan club!
26. Do avoid all Twi-hards aka die hard Twilighters...(you will know them by their sparkly arms, dazed glossy eyes, and their Twilight merch...)
27. Do not go to a show just cause its JASPER! grrr *rolls eyes*
28. Do let the guys know you are appreciative and they have a unique sound..Basically compliment them if ya like the sound..If not..shaddap! :D
29. Don't tell J he looks like your ex in order to score lol
30. Do remember if ya have big boobs to wash em and powder them up! No guy likes foul tits
31. Do wash your arse before said events (SRSLY! I don't like smelling foulness...Not in the age of soap and running water!! ICK!!)
32. Do not wear your TWILIGHT merch to a show..(again..we know you have spent all your loot on this but they can't sign it all!!!! And secondly, at a show.. GET REAL! )
33. Don't complain about guys sweating when they are stuck in a room with over 100 other people and there is not a ventilation system in sight...
34. Avoid all overgrown teenyboppers with hairy pits..(funkspice..ICK!)
35. Do buy the guys a round if your ballin' like that.. (if not make sure its open bar night :D)
36. Don't ask J about Rob, Kstew, Taylor, Ash or anyone from the movie..*rolls eyes* If you are there to see the band..SEE THE BAND! grrr...
37. Do realize that J and Jasper are two different people..one is real...one is FICTION!
38. No unauthorized mauling or groping...
39. Listen to the music before you go to the show.. That way, if it sucks, you don't have to waste money!
40. Be respectful! SRSLY!
41. Don't ask the same LAME question over and over and..you get my drift! How would you like it if someone asked you 1000 times, "so, did you read the book before you got the role as so and so?"
42. Don't ask any super duper personal questions..Cause you won't get actual replies!
    
43. You can ask about upcoming projects! Us actors/musicians LOVE that stuff :D
44. No bite me request! EVER!!
45. Do Not mention you read a fan fic written about them and you want to re-enact a scene*coughs* from it...
46. Do NOT ask to pose with the actors like in the adverts for the film..*shudders* * facepalm to the dome!!*
47. Do not convince yourself or them that you are their one true love by stalking their every move..Stealing their plates, retrieving burned out cig butts, following them to the bathroom..
48. Do not FOLLOW the guys or girls into the bathroom and STEAL their articles of clothing, tissues, etc..
49. Do not leave ridiculous freaky post on their websites, fan pages, etc..You will get BLOCKED by the admins..(you know who you are..)
    
50. Remember, they are human too. The fart and pee just like everyone else..
    

If you follow my simple rules, and use a bit of common sense you can avoid being a 2nd hand embarrassment and a crazed nutter :D



UC & Moon...Lauren~~>rockSPICE!! :D and thanks to my MC girls.. :D

Creation's Twi-Tour comes To The Windy City!!

Creation Entertainment has a Twi-Tour: Salute To Twilight Convention scheduled for October 2-4th here in Chicago! *birthday present for me*

Well, technically Rosemont, IL; which is 40 minutes west of downtown Chicago. They have a slew of events planned including a special brunch with Jackson Rathbone on Sunday *swoons*, a Vampire ball, costume contest, trivia and more.

Scheduled to appear so far are Peter Facinelli on Friday and Jackson Rathbone on Sunday. More guest will be confirmed later.

Currently, they have several packages available for purchase. Unfortunately, the brunch, photo-ops and autograph sessions are seperate from the event charge, unless you purchase the gold package.

They also have a-la carte packages as well. More information will be posted as the convention gets closer.

The convention will be held at:


Westin O'Hare
6100 River Road
Rosemont, IL.
Fri., Sat. & Sun.
October 2-4, 2009

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Swimming In It.. Loathing it

As much as I try to avoid the mere appearance of celebrity gossip, I seem to get sucked in like a popcorn kernel up a Hoover; especially when it comes to Twilight.... It annoys me to the point where I'm wondering what is real and such. I think it means I'm starting to care ( oh shit! HELL is freezing right now!!). Even though I really don't, it does pose a question..what is real and what is fake?! It seems lately there have been enormous rumors flying about regarding the young cast of Twilight (sans Taylor..thank God!) about who is sleeping with who, who is dating who, who is breaking up with who and who is doing who number one behind who number two's back.. It's like a jacked up version of Sweet Valley High with All My Children (an American soap opera) sprinkled on top with Grey's Anatomy as the crust!

*gets dizzy and grabs smelling salts*

See what I mean?

We all know bedding where you eat is never a good thing (trust me. that can of worms should be left closed). All the women/men in the world and you pick your co-stars?? EGAD PEOPLE!! If it is true, then may Almighty God help ya (in a Southern voice). I have grown tired of this mess and I wish it would just go away..the gossip I mean.. So you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to crush all these rumors here. How you may ask.. by giving one simple answer to all the questions.

1. Is Kristen and Rob shagging/dating/snogging? My answer: WHO GIVES A *bleeep*

2. Is Nikki a fame whore and is she trying to latch onto Kristen and Rob? My answer: I DON'T GIVE A *bleep*
3. Is Ashely Greene and Jackson Rathbone dating/shagging/snogging? My Answer: WHY DO YOU *bleeping* CARE?!
4. Who is everyone dating from the cast of Twilight? My answer: Whatever they are doing has NOTHING to do with you personally, and.... IT'S NONE OF YOUR *bleeping* BUSINESS!!

Why am I fed up with this?

Because Twitters and gossip posts I've been seeing by some people is giving me roid rage! I will give them this, it keeps the names in the papers. As the say, bad publicity is better than no publicity, eh?

Let me share something with you..Come closer my dears and gather around my frozen fire.. They have to tell people they are SINGLE! Why? Because if the object of someone's affection is viewed as available, their stock rises higher. More women flock to see a single man's films/shows/etc. than one who is say attached. Its a psychological game being played which is really sad.
So if they are boinking/rubbing noses/doing the horizontal mambo/shagging/canoodling/etc. it doesn't matter..