NEW MOON TRAILER LEAKED..

Well, someone saw Sorority Row and filmed the second New Moon trailer. And because they are such huge fans, they posted it on YouTube for all the world to see! *does happy dance*I must say, this looks like it is going to be much better than Twilight (THANK GOD!!). Heck, even some of the acting from the first cast looks improved. But wtf is with Alice looking like an old woman..wait, she is like old enough to be Bella's grandmother... CGI wolves ooooh! But, I really cannot wait to see Michael Sheen as Aro; not to mention those oh so smexy Wolf Pack..*thud*





Mad courtesy and props to Twilight Sisterhood for the tip :)

And if the copyright blowholes at Summit have removed the video...

That means you have to wait till Sunday at the MTV VMA's. Personally, I'm going to be watching the season finale of HBO's True Blood ..Go Team Eric!!!

How Not To Be Like Bella....

.......Or KStew...

Since my last list,What NOT To Do At A 100Monkeys Show.. made a huge splash (and ruffled a few feathers), I have decided to create another list. This time, with a little help from my friends :D

And before you ask...

Yes I have read the ENTIRE saga..Including the manuscript Midnight Sun. My fave book in the series is Eclipse. No I do not dislike the series, Stephenie Meyer, or the film. So don't get your Twilight undies in a bunch... If you cannot appreciate humor, then well that sucks for you..


Now..
On to the fun stuff!!

List 1: How Not to Be Like Isabella 'Bella' Swan

• Don't let your boyfriend boss you around and forbid you to hang with werewolves, even if he is a vampire
• Thou shall not befriend a person that can turn into your own parka
• Don't wear plaid.
• Don't go out and buy a old truck. (even if it is from your dad's friend..)
• Don't dye your hair like hers
• Don't date anyone who doesn't ask if you are alright after tripping, but instead yells at you to be more careful
• Don't be such a pushover for a guy.. Regardless if he's hot and rich!
• Don't be so bloody selfish and impose your will on others
• Do not go out of your way to anger the voice in your head lol
• Don't ignore your friends because your boyfriend broke up with you
• Don't ignore your friends when you get a boyfriend
• Don't walk in the woods alone when you know you are clumsy as shit and attract more accidents than an ambulance attracts lawyers.
• When someone says they've been watching you sleep & greasing your windows for easier access, that is code for STALKER! And you should call ADT immediately!!
• If a man is willing to buy you a car(a nice expensive one to boot) and you refuse, slap yourself!
• If a man is willing to pay your college tuition, no strings but that you enjoy your mortal life, don't turn it down..
• Don't get married right after high school..
• If a guy disables your vehicle for ANY reason, call the cops.. or a vampire executioner
• Don't claim to be mature when in actuality you are acting more childish than a toddler and their fave toy!
• Choose a man who makes you hot.. Not one who always gives you the cold shoulder..Literally!
• Don't fall in love with a guy who 'sparkles'
• don't fall in love with a man who uses your fluid or an animals to survive
• Don't go into the woods to confront a guy..Most women never make it out alive...
• If your BF calls you 'spidermonkey' chances are, he's gay....or close to it..
• If a guy looks at you like you are his next meal, don't fall in love with him or try to jump his bones on the spot..
• To escape a vampire, pepper spray is NOT the answer..
• Do not meet/confront someone in an empty ballet studio ALONE!!
• If the guy you are seeing hasn't had sex in over 80 years, he has blue balls..
• Do not act like a dumb ass and pretend your best friend has no interest in you.
• Don't jump off a cliff just so you can hear your dead, sparkly, blue-balled, gay ex-boyfriend in your head..
• Don't name your child something they will regret being called as a teen..
• Don't be the damsel in distress. Learn how to fight, shoot a gun.. Learn self-defense!
  

List 2: How Not To Be Like KStew..

• Smile at least once..A genuine smile.
• Try not to be fake or annoyed when meeting fans.
• Don't break up with boyfriend of years to go pie-bumping (or rumored pie-bumping) with your co-star
• Have an educational plan in case you get 'tired' of being an actress (cause you know, you can only play angst-ridden teens for two more years...)
• Learn how to use inflection and tone when speaking to convey emotion
• Stop BLINKING to convey emotion
• Take a couple of acting classes and learn how to 'tap' into said emotions..That is if there are any present...
• Don't look like you are always bored
• Don't diss your projects
• Don't diss the fans..And then try to cover your ass and lie about it..
• Don't get photographed smoking a mini bong...
• Do act and be grateful you have a job in this phucked-up economy...
• Learn interviewing techniques
• Try not to get caught in close proximity to said co-star at a certain friend's show...
• Don't get caught sneaking to and fro from said co-star's hotel at 3am...
• Never use the word LICKITY like ever....
• Do not act like your Shit don't stink!
• Don't make your boyfriend dress like your co-star...
• Don't let your BFF rat you and your co-workers EVERY appearance out to the gossip rags..

If you follow these rules, you could be like the next Natalie Portman ..Not the next Lindsey Lohan....

Thanks to all my Twitter pals for their ideas and comments YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS!! lol

Twisted Leg Commentary

It is now time for Reject commentary! This is when I, the Lovely Reject, will interpret what is shown in the photographs. These two pics were taken at 3am in a cab leaving the cast get together.. It's funny how with all of that room, she sits directly across from Rob..Legs rubbing against his.. Message sent..lol
Photo 1:
Kstew: Yeah you see me.. And? Oregano who? He's mine Twi-hards!! *internal conversation* Those gossip are gonna love this. MUAHAHAHAAA!!

Rob: Uh I..Uh..Yeah..I was working on this chord in the loo and um yeah I think it might work..

Photo 2.
Rob: *strums away on the invisible guitar* I'm loving another man's woman..Oregano bites the.. *slight rise occurs as Kstew rubs his leg then looks at camera* What?! What? Oh Shit! Pattinson jr. is awake!

Kstew: *internal conversation* oh when we get back to the hotel..imma slide my legs here..Grab that non-existent ass closer and say....*face conveys apparent lust and soon to be sweat-inducing activities* Drunk sex is the best....

So there you have it! What I think was happening in the cab as these were taken.. Pure speculation of course.. *winks* But what do YOU think is going on..Let me know :D

Kstew and Oregano...

Well it seems that Kstew and Oregano were spotted TOGETHER over the weekend; which probably puts doubts in the minds of Twilighters on if the rumours of a Rob/Kstew romance are legit. Personally speaking, I think these photos of Kstew and Oregano (i have some oregano in my cupboard :D) are kind of staged in a way.. But they look so cute! They know they are going to be spotted when they go out, so why not have something to gawk about, ya dig? Kstew's outfit reminds me of the Ojai chicks and the skater girls I went to school with..Minus the ponytails.

























See all the images HERE

Thanks for the tip TwiCrack and her dealer Hannah:D

Kristen not a 'Social Networker"?

In a report published today in the Winnipeg Sun, Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame disses the social networking trends of Twitter, Facebook, etc, while discussing her character in her new movie, Adventureland.

"It connects us, but I think in a superficial way..." she stated. "People will be over it eventually. It's fun right now; it's a novelty."

Wow! Coming from someone who has a large internet fan base. The more interviews I read and see, the more she starts to come off as a self-righteous little girl. In another article, she flat-out dismisses her tween/teen fan-base. I really don't see how actors can diminish fans who would plunk down their hard-earned cash to support someone who really could give a crap. Back in the day, critics used to dismiss rock and roll as something that would not last...

VH1/MTV News Posting Interview with Kristen Stewart

Here is a new interview from MTV via VH1 with Kristen.
She talks about New Moon and future sequels and her feelings on a woman directing Eclipse.

Check it out!

Here!