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How Not To Be Like Bella....

.......Or KStew...

Since my last list,What NOT To Do At A 100Monkeys Show.. made a huge splash (and ruffled a few feathers), I have decided to create another list. This time, with a little help from my friends :D

And before you ask...

Yes I have read the ENTIRE saga..Including the manuscript Midnight Sun. My fave book in the series is Eclipse. No I do not dislike the series, Stephenie Meyer, or the film. So don't get your Twilight undies in a bunch... If you cannot appreciate humor, then well that sucks for you..


Now..
On to the fun stuff!!

List 1: How Not to Be Like Isabella 'Bella' Swan

• Don't let your boyfriend boss you around and forbid you to hang with werewolves, even if he is a vampire
• Thou shall not befriend a person that can turn into your own parka
• Don't wear plaid.
• Don't go out and buy a old truck. (even if it is from your dad's friend..)
• Don't dye your hair like hers
• Don't date anyone who doesn't ask if you are alright after tripping, but instead yells at you to be more careful
• Don't be such a pushover for a guy.. Regardless if he's hot and rich!
• Don't be so bloody selfish and impose your will on others
• Do not go out of your way to anger the voice in your head lol
• Don't ignore your friends because your boyfriend broke up with you
• Don't ignore your friends when you get a boyfriend
• Don't walk in the woods alone when you know you are clumsy as shit and attract more accidents than an ambulance attracts lawyers.
• When someone says they've been watching you sleep & greasing your windows for easier access, that is code for STALKER! And you should call ADT immediately!!
• If a man is willing to buy you a car(a nice expensive one to boot) and you refuse, slap yourself!
• If a man is willing to pay your college tuition, no strings but that you enjoy your mortal life, don't turn it down..
• Don't get married right after high school..
• If a guy disables your vehicle for ANY reason, call the cops.. or a vampire executioner
• Don't claim to be mature when in actuality you are acting more childish than a toddler and their fave toy!
• Choose a man who makes you hot.. Not one who always gives you the cold shoulder..Literally!
• Don't fall in love with a guy who 'sparkles'
• don't fall in love with a man who uses your fluid or an animals to survive
• Don't go into the woods to confront a guy..Most women never make it out alive...
• If your BF calls you 'spidermonkey' chances are, he's gay....or close to it..
• If a guy looks at you like you are his next meal, don't fall in love with him or try to jump his bones on the spot..
• To escape a vampire, pepper spray is NOT the answer..
• Do not meet/confront someone in an empty ballet studio ALONE!!
• If the guy you are seeing hasn't had sex in over 80 years, he has blue balls..
• Do not act like a dumb ass and pretend your best friend has no interest in you.
• Don't jump off a cliff just so you can hear your dead, sparkly, blue-balled, gay ex-boyfriend in your head..
• Don't name your child something they will regret being called as a teen..
• Don't be the damsel in distress. Learn how to fight, shoot a gun.. Learn self-defense!
  

List 2: How Not To Be Like KStew..

• Smile at least once..A genuine smile.
• Try not to be fake or annoyed when meeting fans.
• Don't break up with boyfriend of years to go pie-bumping (or rumored pie-bumping) with your co-star
• Have an educational plan in case you get 'tired' of being an actress (cause you know, you can only play angst-ridden teens for two more years...)
• Learn how to use inflection and tone when speaking to convey emotion
• Stop BLINKING to convey emotion
• Take a couple of acting classes and learn how to 'tap' into said emotions..That is if there are any present...
• Don't look like you are always bored
• Don't diss your projects
• Don't diss the fans..And then try to cover your ass and lie about it..
• Don't get photographed smoking a mini bong...
• Do act and be grateful you have a job in this phucked-up economy...
• Learn interviewing techniques
• Try not to get caught in close proximity to said co-star at a certain friend's show...
• Don't get caught sneaking to and fro from said co-star's hotel at 3am...
• Never use the word LICKITY like ever....
• Do not act like your Shit don't stink!
• Don't make your boyfriend dress like your co-star...
• Don't let your BFF rat you and your co-workers EVERY appearance out to the gossip rags..

If you follow these rules, you could be like the next Natalie Portman ..Not the next Lindsey Lohan....

Thanks to all my Twitter pals for their ideas and comments YOU ALL ROCK MY SOCKS!! lol

Advice for Jackson's Next Role...

4TNZ has some advice for J on his reported new role as Norwegian death rocker and former inmate, Varg Vikernes (as of 22nd of May 2009 he was released on parole).

4TNZ offers these suggestions:

- Has dyed blonde hair for Twilight. How 'bout jet black?

- Usually wears a nice suit while performing with his band 100 Monkeys. Rip that baby up and stick on some spikes!

- Teeth are his only weapon in Twilight. Gonna have to get his hands on one of those spiked clubs.


A little background info on Varg. He is a black metal musician, a writer of German neo-paganism, a far-right political activist and church bomber (yeah not on my top listening list). He was imprisoned for murdering Oystein Aarseth and burning three Christian churches in 1993. Varg is also a racist and a facist but is denouncing his English translation of his manifesto,Vargsmal ( Speech of the Varg) saying that "Vargsmal was written in anger, while I was young and in isolation, and the book is marked by this". Lords of Chaos will be the basis of the movie.

This role would make Jackson draw from somewhere deep and hateful..It will be one of those roles that will shake a lot of his fans to their core. Scary isn't it.. *shudders* But what about J? Do you think he will be able to handle such a role? Personally, I think so. As long as he doesn't get absorbed in that way of thinking.. Some actors are known to deeply immerse themselves into roles.. And sometimes a part of it sticks with them.. Lets hope that this role doesn't make a mental sticky note in J's head.


Read the full 4TNZ article HERE

Sunday.....

The MTV awards will be the setting for the first trailer from New Moon.
Reportedly, Kstew, Rob and Taylor will be announcing the trailer...

But today,

ET has revealed a 14 second clip of the film on their website

ET NEW MOON PEEK!

Check it out!

And I want to hear your thoughts.....

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